“Get on board, and buckle up, because my ride’s gonna be a big one. And if you get motion sickness, put your head between your knees ‘cause Leslie Knope’s stopping for no one.”
jenniferbarkley-deactivated2015:
my going away present to you will be that i do not make you audibly say you love me.
thank you.
Parks and Rec Meme: 9/9 scenes
→ “I’m now gonna give you permanent answers to all the silly questions you’re gonna end up asking me and every other woman in this election over the next few months.”
“No matter what I do, literally nothing bad can happen to me. I’m like a white male US Senator.”
Maybe a relationship is just two idiots who don’t know a damn thing except the fact that they’re willing to figure it out together.